THE. HUSBAND STORE

A store called "THE HUSBAND STORE" that sells HUSBANDS had just had it's GRAND OPENING in New York City.

This is a place where a lonely single woman can go to find herself a suitable husband.

On the GRAND OPENING day a woman decides she wants to find herself a husband so she does down to "The Husband Store."

There is a sign at the entrance with a description of how the storte is run and some simple instructions as to how the store operates.

The sign says: Please read the rules carefully.

1. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

2. There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as youn the "SHOPPER" ascends the floors.

3. You can choose ANY man from the particular floor you are on or you may go up a floor and take your chances, BUT you may not go down a floor.

After reading these simple rules, the woman feels she is ready to fine herself a good husband so she beings her journey.

As she enters the door on the first floor the sign reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are drop-dead gorgeous.

"Wow," she thinks to herself, "This is great!" but feels compelled to keep going onward.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Although she thinks she has hit the jackpot, she decides to go forward to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but her curiousity gets the best of her as she wonders what more they could offer a woman and goes forth to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012th to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible To please. Thank you for shopping at the "Husband Store.". Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!