I Want To Live My Next Life Backwards:

~ You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

~ Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

~ When you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy

~ You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

~ Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

~ You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're  too young to work.

~ So you go to High School :  drink alcohol, party, and  you're generally promiscuous.

~ As you get even younger -- pretty soon you become a kid again.

~ You go to elementary school, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

~ In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

~ You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions  -  central heating, room service on tap

Until finally....

~ You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.