I don't think I can take my kid anymore!

I am so fed up with my child. He is like an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT! He has a sense of entitlement. I am so unhappy! I wish he would run away from home and leave me be. I know it is a terrible thing to say, but he really makes me wish I were dead so I don't have to put up with his verbal abuse. I can't stand him, his attitude and his MENTALLY ILL way of thinking. He doesn't follow rules and we will soon be moving out of my parents house. I can't wait, because when he doesn't respect me, I am going to throw him out of the house! I am looking forward to getting rid of him.